HomoElectric

	First Friday of every other month. 10.00pm – 4.00am www.homoelectric.co.uk

HOMOELECTRIC MANIFESTO
Don’t believe in yourself

For Homos, Hetros, Lesbos, don’t knows and disko asbos
There shall be no fighting, blighting, shitting, celebrity sighting or ego biting
No fakers, mugs or thugs Music is life Post modern Ironic posturing is evil
Kill your idols ` The Gym is the Coffin – Get over yourself Bomb the past. It’s over for now – Discussions about loft spaces, P.R., Kabbalah and power yoga are deemed – as unfit for an establishment of Downtown boompatink suaveness
Chit chat, tittle tattle, hubble bubble and careless whispers are accepted
Stepford Wives/ Husbands, Hollyoaks cul-de-sac fundamentalists are ugly
Be yourself, in a way – Sailors in free -uniform essential, no anchors – Lets get together in a non-tantric way – Hang the D.J. – Removing yourself from all contact with the human race and making new friends on My Space, The New Race with No Face…. Get out! – Smashing 30 grams of glucose boshed coke up our hooters and hanging out – in coke gangs pretending we like each other, is simply nasty

Fuck Fashionable negativity and cynicism and fly the flag for all things passionate and real. – Fuck tofu and macrobiotic dieti ng – Full English Breakfast please Sir, E’s, Wizz, Ketamine and Stella, £10 Meal deal – Don’t mind if I do, Don’t mind if I don’t – So yes, it’s time to get back to basics with outer-space dancing,
voodoo jacking, dirty baseline burning, heat, sweat and love
Keep Britain dirty – Dirty is all we’ve got, dirty is truth, dirty is the heart and soul
We are all dirty bastards – Dirty preserves us – Save our souls – Back to the basements – Disko dogging starts here – Loving You – Ya get me? – Swear down

We are friends electric – Long live Disko asbos! – Be Ugly (4 Ever) – Stereotypes are drag – The Sunbed is dead/ The sunbed is for clubbing ovenready chickens & turkeys…..keep in pastey! – There is more to Manchester’s Gay Scene than Hazel Dean and Orange faced Queer as Folk Queens listening to Generic Gay beige Anthems vol. 726. – Clubbers Arrogant Posturing is not considered chic anymore
Getting laid is not a relevant part of clubbing…its a bonus…platonic whizz power-wanking at 5am is more fashionable and safe – I’m Ok…your so-so – Keep it behind closed doors – Being gay isnt a way of life..it gets in the way of life.

Leave your baggage at the door. – It only looks wrong when your doing it right. – Gurners,Gnashers & Noshers are club standards…accept & join!